Fuck The Dealer Drinking Game was submitted by The God of Games.
OVERVIEW of the Fuck The Dealer Drinking Game:
The aim of this game is to guess the value of the top card on the top of the deck. You have 2 attempts to guess the value of the card.
In a clockwise direction, the player to the left of the dealer guesses the top card. If they are incorrect, the dealer tells them if the card is higher or lower than their guess.
The player gets a second guess. If they are incorrect again they must drink the difference between the value of the card and their second guess. For example, if you guessed 6 and the card was a 3, you would take 3 drinks.
The dealer lays the card on the table in order, like in the sketch below, and moves onto the next player. Once the dealers beats 3 people in a row the deck moves clockwise to the next player.
However, if the player guesses the card correctly on their first guess the dealers have to take 4 drinks. If the player guesses correctly on their second guess, the dealer takes 2 drinks. You cannot pass the deck on until you have beaten 3 people in a row.
Enjoy watching the dealer get fucked towards the end of the game and pray to the God’s that it isn’t you!
THE RULES IN BITE SIZE CHUNKS:
- Someone starts off as the dealer.
- People get two guesses to guess the value of the top card on the deck. After the first guess, the dealer tells them if the card is higher or lower than their first guess. The dealer is not allowed to lie!
- Aces are low…
- If the player guesses correctly on the first guess the dealer takes 4 drinks. If guessed right on the second guess the dealer takes 2 drinks.
- Cards are then laid out on the table for people to see what’s left in the deck.
- If the player is still wrong on their second guess the player has to drink the difference between their second guess and the value of the card. E.g. if the player guessed 5 and the card was a 2, they would take 3 drinks.
- Once the dealer has beaten 3 people IN A ROW, the deck moves on clockwise to the next person.
Laying Cards On The Table After The 2nd Guess
- If someone guesses a card and all 4 are on the table they have to take a “dipshit” drink, which is 5 fingers.